Monday, April 30, 2012

Teen girls are God's sense of humor hard at work.

God's sense of humor

Teen drama


My daughter Sondra finally ironed things out with her boyfriend.  All is right in her little corner of the world.  I have to say, he is just as insane.
Here was there last conversation that I heard about for hours;  Boyfriend was upset because she didn't text him right away after their fight and so he would up having to text her at 4 in the morning.  He then refused to text her at all because he just wanted her to know what it felt like to not be texted and Sondra didn't text him because I told her to just give him space and so she was mad at me because I should have known he was more like a girl than a guy and wanted to be texted and not left alone.  Wow!  I can't imagine having a relationship like that.  How "Days of our lives".  My relationship is more mellow.  I wake up and bitch at Brian about there being no coffee even though he'd been up for hours playing a ridiculous internet game and he will soon drink half the pot that I have to make.  I then spend several hours cleaning the house, watering the yard and the garden, doing the laundry, and doing any type of errands that need done.  Meanwhile, back at the computer, my husband sits unblinking at his ridiculous internet game, taking a brief moment to eat, drink, use the restroom, and scratch himself.  Oh yes,  he also passes gas, which is a difficult job I'm sure.  So, my daughter is with a guy who clearly has to much estrogen coursing through his veins, while she has to much "I'm a psycho teen girl", running through hers, and I have a husband who resembles a comatose patient with a severe case of flatulence while I am a nonstop mom who can't slow down even after the doctor told me I have Hypertension.  

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