My sixth sense
In the form of a song
Come and listen to a story about a man named Brad
A poor trailer man, barely kept from going mad,
Then one day he was cutting up some wood,
when a piece of tree hit him in the manhood.
Junk that is, family jewels, tallywhacker.
Well the first thing you know ol Brad’s a sore man,
Kinfolk said "Brad, put some ice on them"
Said "floe is the way you want to go"
So he hobbled in the house and froze his little stones.
Testicles, that is. Private parts, cold balls.
Well now its time to say goodbye to Brad and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have another trailer park story and my hospitality
Trailer park soaps that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
A poor trailer man, barely kept from going mad,
Then one day he was cutting up some wood,
when a piece of tree hit him in the manhood.
Junk that is, family jewels, tallywhacker.
Well the first thing you know ol Brad’s a sore man,
Kinfolk said "Brad, put some ice on them"
Said "floe is the way you want to go"
So he hobbled in the house and froze his little stones.
Testicles, that is. Private parts, cold balls.
Well now its time to say goodbye to Brad and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have another trailer park story and my hospitality
Trailer park soaps that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
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