Serial killer
It was a beautiful summer day and I thought I would take a stroll to my mom's house. Since she does live in the same mobile home park, it wasn't much of a walk at all. It was relatively quiet, but for the few birds that were chirping and kids playing in the distance. As I rounded the corner going towards my mom's mobile home, I heard a screen door slam. When I neared the mobile home where the bang had come from, I heard an older women grumbling to herself. I thought, "must be having a bad day," and started past. I was a bit startled when she began screaming, "You rotten son of a *******". I turned to see who she was screaming at, hoping it wasn't me. She charged at her flower bed and began ripping flowers out by the hands-full. "I'll teach you to f*** with me, you lousy bas*****."I made a wide birth around her as she continued assaulting the poor flowers. Suddenly, she stood up straight and walked calmly into her mobile home with a satisfied grin across her face; her flower bed a mess of torn and crushed flowers and leaves.
Now, I'm thinking that I don't really like the idea of my kids having to pass this flower killer's home in order to get to grandmas' house. I keep visualizing little red riding hood, but instead of the wolf, it's the big, bad, freaking blossom butcher who takes on the image of a sweet older lady who bakes cookies all the time. I'm going to keep a keen eye on this woman.
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